1) I just threw up!
2) You look just like a hooker I know in Detroit.
3) Miss, if you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in?
4) Hey baby! You look like you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
5) I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and your beginning to look pretty good.
6) Hello Susie! Your mom couldn’t make it this afternoon so she asked me to pick you up. My what a pretty dress!
7) Your face or mine?
Nice dress, could I talk you out of it?
9) I want to floss with your pubic hair.
10) I’d look good on you.
11) Excuse me. Have I fucked you yet?
12) Somebody farted! Lets get out of here.
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January 8, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Very entertaining… I’m just wondering whether you created them all. It’s really good.
January 8, 2007 at 7:31 pm