Golf ?!
Party animal …
NBA or K1?
Bad days
A guy walks into a bar and quickly says to the bartender, “Give me 5 shots of Jack!”
The bartender looks at him and says, “Damn buddy, are you having a bad day?”
The guy replies, “Yeah, I just found out my brother is gay!”
The bartender, feeling bad for the guy, says, “Damn, that is a bad day. I’ll tell you what. The first shot is on me.”
The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. A week later the same guy comes into the same bar and tells the bartender, “Give me 5 shots of Jack!”
The bartender looks at him and says, “Damn buddy, are you having another bad day?”
The guy replies, “Yeah, I just found out my other brother is gay too!”
The bartender says, “Damn, that is a bad day. I’ll tell you what. The first shot is on me again.”
The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. The next week the same guy walks into the same bar and says, “Bartender give me 10 shots of Jack!”
The bartender looks at him confused and says, “Damn buddy, doesn’t anyone in your family like women?”
“Yeah, my wife!”
Baby balls
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn’t know what to do with him.Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ”We don’t know what to do with this baby.”
So the chief surgeon took one look and said, “You should put him into a mental institution.”
”Why?’ asked the head nurse.
“Well,” replied the chief surgeon, “take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts.”
