Last wish…

by Alex
Posted in Funny on December 21st, 2006

A dying American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Afganistan: “How I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die”

Nurse: (Extremely touched by the soldier’s patriotism): “I have a tattoo of the American flag on my bottom. You may kiss it if you don’t mind”

Soldier: “Of course I wouldn’t mind. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish”

The nurse took off her panty and the dying soldier kissed the flag.

Soldier: “Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?”

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