Daughter and the vibrator

Posted in Funny by Alex

on January 4, 2007

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A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom, so she opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. “What the hell are you doing?” the mom asks.

“I’m 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I’ll ever get to having a husband,” replies the daughter.

Later that same week the father hears the humming noise and finds his daughter with her vibrator. “What are you doing?” he asks.

“I’m 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I’ll ever get to having a husband,” replies the daughter.

A few days later the mother hears the humming noise coming from the den, so she bursts into the room (quite annoyed) and is surprised to see her husband sitting on the couch, watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to him.

“What in God’s name are you doing?” she asks.

“Watching the game with my son-in-law!”