Archive for May, 2007
Jail time for Paris Hilton
The endless party that is Paris Hilton’s lifestyle was gatecrashed by the long arm of the law on Friday as the socialite was sentenced to 45 days in prison for a parole violation.
The millionaire heiress to the Hilton hotel empire looked close to tears as she wailed “I’m sorry, I’m sorry” just moments before receiving her sentence at downtown Los Angeles’ Metropolitan Court.
Hilton must start her sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility on June 5 or else serve a 90-day jail term.
Hilton’s parole violation conviction came after she was caught driving on a suspended license in February following her no contest plea to drink-driving.
Source : ninemsn.com.au
New Yahoo! Messenger avatar designs
Licence :
- You may NOT resell these avatars
- You may modify or distribute
- You may use these avatars for personal or commercial projects
Funny kids answers
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it ‘ s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn ‘ t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I ‘ m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father ‘ s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don ‘ t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it ‘ s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
The REAL end of Mario
Really cool Flash animation about the real end of Mario the well-known console and PC game.
This animation requires Adobe Flash. If you don’t have it you can download it from the Adobe Website.
Microsoft launches messenger on Xbox 360
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp. has announced the launch of Windows Live Messenger on Xbox 360, connecting people across Xbox 360 consoles, Microsoft Windows-based PCs and Windows Mobile-powered devices.
With this update to Xbox 360, people can connect and chat directly from their television using Windows Live Messenger, a network of more than 20 billion relationships and more than 260 million active accounts.
Beginning the week of May 7, the Xbox 360 spring update will provide Xbox 360 owners worldwide with access to Windows Live Messenger features, broadening the communication options on the Xbox LIVE social network.
