Archive for January, 2007
Funny cats
Alien Abduction
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.
“Ted, you look awful. What’s wrong?” Harry asks.
Ted says, “Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?”
Everyone is shocked. “I heard about this kind of thing happening!” Bills says. “What did the alien do to you?”
“I don’t remeber all the details,” Ted says. “All I remember is being anally probed by the alien.”
Everyone is horrified. “I heard that they’ll do that!” Steve says. “What did the alien look like?”
Ted responds, “Carl.”
Soccer Fights (part2)
Soccer Fights (part1)
Worst Pick-Up lines to use, even on a Blonde
1) I just threw up!
2) You look just like a hooker I know in Detroit.
3) Miss, if you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in?
4) Hey baby! You look like you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
5) I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and your beginning to look pretty good.
6) Hello Susie! Your mom couldn’t make it this afternoon so she asked me to pick you up. My what a pretty dress!
7) Your face or mine?
Nice dress, could I talk you out of it?
9) I want to floss with your pubic hair.
10) I’d look good on you.
11) Excuse me. Have I fucked you yet?
12) Somebody farted! Lets get out of here.
