Archive for January, 2007
I knew the government was listening
Bill Clinton at a Yankee game
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, “Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me, I said throw out the first pitch.”
One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine …
One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass”.The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can’t afford a thing to eat.”
So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.”
The guys then said, “But I have a wife and three kids.” The layers told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.”
The layer said, “You’re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall.”
Computer and air conditioner
How is a computer like an air conditioner?
When you open Windows it won’t work!
Carefull when fishing
