Archive for December, 2006
There was a blonde driving …
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”
Two blondes walk into a perfume shop …
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.”
So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn’t smell like come to me.”
Total Textures v5: Dirt and Graffiti updated version
3D Total has launched Total Textures v5: Dirt and Graffiti updated version. Originally started in 2001 Total Textures survived time and has now a new version. This updated version contains 272 individual Materials, comprising of over 938 individual, hand crafted texture maps, each texture with its unique color and bump map.
The original version of Total Textures had 215 Dirt & Graffiti maps comprising 384 individual maps. The updated version has now 344 Dirt & Graffiti maps, comprising of 766 individual maps (Dirt, Graffiti and Alpha maps).
You can find more info on this texture pack on the 3D Total website : http://www.3dtotal.com/textures_v5/
Shooter Game Tricks
To make hy scores on most of shooter flash games you can use: JitBit Macro Recorder
Put this in your download manager:
http://www.jitbit.com/files/MacroRecorderSetup.zip
Generally most of shooter flash games have fixed points where the thing you must shoot appears….
So use the program above to record the mouse clicks at those points, set the timeout to 0 to all clicks and …there you hve it.
Start the game and also the little script …….and you got a High Score.
Happy shooting
Men - Women jokes
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
